My dear friend, P, wrote a guest post on vegetarian cuisine for today. I love reading about all Chicago has to offer on her blog, Law and Couture. Stop by later this week for a salad linky party! <3-Mads
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My dear friend, P, wrote a guest post on vegetarian cuisine for today. I love reading about all Chicago has to offer on her blog, Law and Couture. Stop by later this week for a salad linky party! <3-Mads
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Remember me? I have been off the grid for over a month, so I’m sorry for my disappearance. I’ll be posting with a little more frequency soon. In the meantime, enjoy this guest post from my eloquent friend, Dik. 🙂 -Mads
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Obviously this has been a crazy week here on the beach. I have tests, papers, sick puppies, and out-of-town guests up the wahzoo. In an effort to remain sane, I’m reposting a guest post that did not receive nearly as much attention as it deserves. Please join me as Kat recounts a day in the life of a health food blogger. (Oh, and she actually finished a marathon a few days ago. Pop on over for some really inspirational posts.)
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So you know, I woke up this morning, and I was so excited to find a new box of calcium supplements on my doorstep! Apparently the South Americans have been ingesting crushed lemur bones for years to make sure they’re getting the right minerals and I know I’ve been working really hard to find a natural way to fight osteoporosis at the age of 25.
Supplement problem solved!
Naturally I made a smoothie for breakfast with every vegetable I had in my kitchen. And some carob chips, just to you know, pretend that I can hide the flavor of the green. I used two scoops of the lemur bones and I was really impressed. There was only a slightly chalky aftertaste, but nothing that really overpowered the taste of the rest of the smoothie. Because I eat more calories in a day than the rest of you, I threw a couple spoonfuls of granola on top of the whole shebang too, just to make sure that I could eat as nutrient-dense of a morning-meal as possible.
Then I went to work, where I spend the majority of my day taking pictures of shit instead of actually doing it and bitching about the book deal I have and can’t find the time to write for, even though I spend the.entire.day.writing.
I was totally NOT hungry, but I needed to eat lunch. So, instead of eating a normal meal, I had some greek yogurt, topped with pumpkin butter, a couple of spoonfuls of almond butter (Read: 200-300 calories worth of nut butter) and I drizzled the shit out of it with Agave! I just love that stuff even though no other culture that traditionally incorporates agave into their meals consumes it in the vast quantities that we do. But I’m sure it’s totally healthy.
After work I ate a granola bar, that I made myself. No big deal. That’s only 450 calories of granola on the day.
But I needed something to hold me over because I was going for a nine mile run and then doing an hour of hot yoga before dinner!
For dinner, I had a Pom Spritzer (Pom and Sprite!), and my husband made us dinner! We did a raw food night where he whipped up a cubed-tofu salad with vinaigrette, mushrooms and kale and some sprouted rolls. **Insert picture of roll that looks like a dog-turd here**. I love him so much.
For dessert, I toasted a sandwich thin, spread it with peanut butter and sprinkled it with all-natural, organic, fair trade, vegan chocolate chips! Delish!
Perhaps next I could mix lemur bones, almond butter, flax, and chia seeds into a nummy cookie log! I’m also planning on making homemade all-organic fair trade and vegan dog treats for Max! isn’t he like the most adorable lhasa apso ever?!?
And naturally, because a giveaway is so necessary for you, readers. I have another jar of Lemur Bones! Just comment on how you think that they would improve your calcium needs! Let me tell you, they’re just fantastic. I’ll pick one lucky winner tomorrow!
See you all tomorrow! It’s going to be a big day!
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Do you read foodie blogs? What are your favorite moments and what can constitute as crazy as lemur bones?
-Mads
This post is brought to you by my big brother, Jason. He’s not a blogger, nor do I think he reads my blog. However, he shoots me ideas for posts every now and then. When he gave me the idea for a furry foodie, I knew that I needed him as a guest-poster. Enjoy!
-Mads
Last Thursday evening, I had the opportunity to partake in a bold and unique delicacy completely new to my palate. As is typical with my finer banquets, it began with me hearing the pantry door open upstairs. My ears picked up a crackle and crunch; a sound signifying guaranteed freshness (until the printed date). The plastic bag exploded open and the air seemed to be filled with a bold scent.
It took all of my patience as I waited for my turn to taste this spicy treat. The drool in the corners of my mouth built with the anticipation of my first taste. The spittle hung from my mouth like shoelaces as I watched the amber and mahogany bag intently. The remainder of the contents in the bag, which was now near empty, was mine.
A flick of the wrist and a golden flash in the air was all it took for me to launch myself skyward. A flavorful powder, covering a small curled chip, hit my tongue like a shockwave. Chili! Cheese! I have licked the bottom of a chili bowl from time to time. Often, I will take medicine enveloped in a piece of Swiss or sharp cheddar. But the combination – in the form of a bite-sized snack – was truly breathtaking; literally (my muscles tensed, my neck jutted out, and I began to froth, snort, and convulse). Together these powerful flavors coated the corn chip just as a hump-blanket covers one at night. When my wheezing stopped, I awaited for my second helping to be thrown into the air. Unfortunately, in my spasm, the bag was crumpled and tossed into the garbage bin. Apparently to sniff the inside of the bag and lick the last flecks of flavor would be a vulgar sign of disrespect to the preparer of such a fine dish.
Before the door of the pantry closed, I noticed several other similarly-sized bags that were kept within: a black one with a handful of flat orange chips and a blue one with a triangle-shaped chip. More blog entries to come! In the meantime, I won’t tire of chicken liver flavoring lightly dusted over chicken by-product meal.
-Jason
I wrote a guest post over at Tenaciously Yours.
Feel free to check it out, unless you are sick of Josie posts. 😉 Actually, if you are sick of Josie posts, you probably left a long time ago. So…enjoy!
-Mads