I spent 9 hours downloading music on Spotify. I’m still disappointed in my tastes. Although, Shaggy’s tunes won’t download themselves.
Jonathan is going to a bachelor party in Vegas. He also bought himself a Buffy the Vampire Slayer t-shirt. Somehow these two facts cancel each other out.
After last week’s post, I now know Josie’s life is totally more interesting than my own.
I made homemade “Ghetto ‘Gria” out of $2 Chuck, Triple Sec, honey, and berries. ‘Twas a delight on the palate.
My drug-dealing neighbor has been in police custody for almost a month now. Somehow two giant dove coops have popped up on his rooftop. Yes, live doves. Baffling.
Buying a 4 pound pork shoulder seemed like a really good idea at the time, but now I realize I only cook for two people. SO MUCH MEAT #firstworldproblems
Do people still darn socks? Is that a skill I need to have? I’m not sure why this is a concern.
What’s your day like in tweets?