In traditional Jewish weddings, the male guests wear a kippah (or yarmulke). They are typically affixed to the top of the head with bobby pins, but it is quite a different story for bald attendees. One of the male ushers ran into this problem, but quickly solved it with “Hollywood Tape”.
As he was taping up his head, we were approached by a 80+ year old woman. She was pencil thin and wearing a floor-length, strapless cotton dress. Something only Coco-T could keep up without superglue.
Luckily, our bald friend is a gentleman…
And THEN, Grandma Nipples *of course* needed assistance. Our friend, Ems, stepped up to the plate.
I both love and hate old people.