Before I get into the details of my week without my Long Beach family, I might as well tell you about Josie’s sleepover.
Her “boyfriend’s parents” graciously agreed to take Josie while we were out of town. They went to the park, bit each other’s faces, and Josie was pampered like a 5 star resort puppy.
Also, Josie decided it would be cool to cry in the middle of the night and poop on the floor.
Remind me to never go out of town again.
Luckily our friends were very understanding. Thank god for them.
Anyway, here is the photo documentation of her vacation. (all photos are courtesy of our friends)
Seriously, she probably had more fun in one weekend than she has had in her whole little life.
I also found out that dogs can get puppy herpes. Hopefully they were being safe. (puppy herpes is defined as a prostitute coming over and using your toothbrush)
Jonathan decided it was a great idea to show me pictures of Josie smiling while I was inebriated at the wedding. I definitely cried and said, “She’s happier without us!” Hot mess. Hot. Mess.
To make me feel better, he showed me this pic (entitled “I miss you, Mommy”):
I’m happy to be home and I think Josie is happy to be home too.