I’m still in Minnesota…man, this town NEVER SLEEPS!
Okay, maybe the town sleeps, but I sure haven’t.Cabin highlights: -Dan bought $50 worth of gourmet beef sticks. Need I say more? -We hit so many swarms of mayflies on the drive up that somebody asked if it was raining. I was gagging. -My friends stated they would pick my corn bake as their last meal on death row. I think it’s hilarious that the majority of my friends assume death row is how they will die. -We tapped the keg in less than 24 hours. Wedding highlights thus far: -Kat’s 50+ year old family members eating penis cookies and the hilarious one-liners they came up with. “I haven’t done this in years!” “She’s got plenty of those at home.” etc. -I bawled twice during rehearsal. Honestly, Kat was not kidding that her version of Cannon in D is the most beautiful thing anyone has ever heard. Hopefully she can get a sound byte on her blog. -I was able to wear a dress I can only describe as chiquita banana.
I wish Kat’s readers could meet her in person because it would just Make Sense.Other trip highlights: -I saw a Twins game in the new stadium. AND we won in the bottom of the 9th! Hoorah! I am not a baseball fan, but it’s hard not to have a good time at a game like that. -Seeing friends I haven’t seen in years. I love love love the friends that you can pick up right where you left off. I am going to put them in my pocket. -Minnesota is so lush and green this summer. It’s insane. I want to roll down a grassy hill.
This post is so discombobulated that I don’t even know how to make it coherent. Sorry for that. Whatever, I’m on vacation.