I went to the farmers market today and was able to get three vases chock full of flowers for $10!
Cheese fondue is on the menu tonight. Mark Bittman don’t fail me now!
My dog bit a dead and bloody bird. I asked my friends if it was kosher to 409 her mouth. Their response? Only if a rabbi does it.
I watched 1/2 of Bye Bye Birdie today before I realized my childhood favorite was actually the crappy 1995 made-for-tv remake starring Jason Alexander and NOT the 1960s Dik Van Dyke classic. I was singing along to all of the songs, but something didn’t feel right.
Cookies made with anything less than 2 sticks of butter are not worth my time.
I’m pretty sure my neighbors have been drunk since 8am. Occasionally I go out on the balcony and cheers them. California is different than Minnesota.
I read the first 5 pages of an Australian novel before realizing I had no idea what the fook it was about. Essentially, I can’t read accents?
My mom’s recipe for margaritas is killer. It will make you share “truths”.
Taking your pre-coffee morning rage out on somebody else’s Facebook wall is embarrassing.
A bacon-wrapped hot dog covered in fried onions is a totally acceptable breakfast, as long as you pretend you bought it for your boyfriend.
Part of me hates shag carpet, the other part of me is really happy that I never ever have to vacuum.
What are your tweets for today?