Farmer (to me): Can I help you?
Evil lady in sunglasses: Uhm I was first in line and have been standing here a long time.
Jonathan: Oh, we didn’t see anyone in a line and we’ve been here a long time too.
Evil lady in sunglasses: I’ve been in this line forever. Ugh!
Me: It’s ok, go ahead of us.
Evil lady in sunglasses: Forget it! This is the rudest thing I’ve ever seen! *storms off in a rage*
Farmer exchanges confused looks with us.
Guess who gets the last bison steak?? BOOM!