What not to do at the Farmer’s Market bison stand

Farmer (to me): Can I help you?

Evil lady in sunglasses: Uhm I was first in line and have been standing here a long time.

Jonathan: Oh, we didn’t see anyone in a line and we’ve been here a long time too.

Evil lady in sunglasses: I’ve been in this line forever.  Ugh!

Me: It’s ok, go ahead of us.

Evil lady in sunglasses: Forget it!  This is the rudest thing I’ve ever seen!  *storms off in a rage*

Farmer exchanges confused looks with us.

Guess who gets the last bison steak??  BOOM!

The end,



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